Relationship Jokes

Camoflage Nightie

You might be a redneck if your wife owns a camouflage nightie.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Translation

A woman goes with her husband to the doctor for his exam. After the exam, the doctor pulls the wife aside and says: “Your husband is suffering from severe long-term stress, and he is a good candidate for a heart attack or stroke. If you don’t do the following three things, he will surely die. First, every morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Second, when he gets home make him a warm, nutritious dinner, and don’t burden him with household chores. Third, have sex with him several times a week.” On the way home, the husband asks the wife, “I saw the doctor talking to you and he looked serious. What did he say?” Wife: “He says you’re gonna die.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes)
Anonymous

Loved and Lost or Won

Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous