Redneck CSI

Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?
A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.

Redneck's Last Words

Q:  What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
A:  "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

Date Night

Q: What did the redneck say to the mermaid when she asked him on a date?
A: Shore