Redneck Jokes - Hillbilly Jokes

Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."

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Written By: MickD

Second Chance

Q: What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A: Reintardnation

Anonymous

Trebuchet Toss

My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“
I said, “This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

Anonymous