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State Flower of West Virginia

Q: What's the state flower of West Virginia?

A: A satellite dish.

You Might be a Redneck - Home Mileage

You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.

The `Way You Say It

 A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL??"

True Rednecks on Halloween?

Q:  What do true rednecks do on Halloween?

A:  Pump kin.

Three Redneck Lies

  1. The pickup is paid for.
  2. I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
  3. I was just helping that sheep over the fence.