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Pulling A String

You might be a redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string.

How Many

Q: How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?

A: It depends on how many brothers she has.

Redneck Centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

State Flower of West Virginia

Q: What's the state flower of West Virginia?

A: A satellite dish.

Star Spangled Banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."