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911 Directions

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Redneck Explosion

You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.

Blind Deer

Q: What does a hillbilly call a deer with no eyes?

A: No Eye Deer (No idear)

West Virginia Drinking

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? 

A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Redneck Date

You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!