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Might be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if. . .

  • You think harass is two words.
  • You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
  • Every day someone comes to your house mistakengly thinking you're having a yard sale.
  • Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
  • You have more dogs than the local shelter.
  • You consistently receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.
  • Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.

Redneck: Fingers and Teeth

You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth

Spit And Scratch

You might be a redneck if you don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.

You Might Be a Redneck - State Patrolman

You might be a redneck if your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

Hitchhiker

A man stood on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. He walked for hours with no cars passing him. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door to realize that nobody was behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way. Scared, he started praying, and begged for his life. He hadn't come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time before a curve. The guy gathered strength, got out of the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he ran into a bar and asked for two shots of tequila, and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and wasn't drunk.

About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same bar, and one said to the other. "Look Bubba, that's the jerk who climbed into the car while we were pushing."