Redneck Jokes

True Rednecks on Halloween?

Q:  What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
A:  Pump kin.

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Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
A: Hey sis, you awake?

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Three Redneck Lies

  1. The pickup is paid for.
  2. I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
  3. I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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