Redneck Sawmill

Billy Bob and Cleetus landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning coffee Billy Bob yelled: "Cleetus! I lost my finger!" "Have you now?" says Cleetus. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Sumbitch! There goes another one!"

You Might Be A Redneck - Gummy Bear

You might be a redneck if  you ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."

License Plate

You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.