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License Plate

You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Redneck House

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on it!

More Redneck One - Liners!

You just might be a Redneck if:

  • You've ever tried to drown a fish.
  • You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Aunt Betty!"
  • Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner.
  • You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
  • More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
  • Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
  • Your mother has been involved in a fist-fight at a high school sports event.
  • None of your shirts cover your stomach.
  • You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
  • You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
  • You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
  • Your family tree does not fork.
  • Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
  • You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.
  • The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
  • Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
  • Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
  • You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
  • Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
  • The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.
  • Your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
  • You have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
  • Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
  • You let you kid pee in the parking lot at K-Mart.

Pickup Line - Infected

You might be a redneck if your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"

Date Night

Q: What did the redneck say to the mermaid when she asked him on a date?

A: Shore