More Redneck One - Liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:
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You've ever tried to drown a fish.
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You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Aunt Betty!"
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Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner.
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You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
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More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
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Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
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Your mother has been involved in a fist-fight at a high school sports event.
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None of your shirts cover your stomach.
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You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
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You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
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You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
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Your family tree does not fork.
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Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
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You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.
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The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
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Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
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Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
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You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
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Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
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The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.
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Your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
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You have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
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Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
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You let you kid pee in the parking lot at K-Mart.
