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Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

Chinese Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

A: Put floss over their eyes.

China Apple

Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 13 Pro for Chinese people?

A: The iOpener

Rich Asian

Q: What do you call a rich Asian?

A: Cha Ching!

Sprinklers

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?  Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!