Racist Jokes - Asians Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Difference Between Black and Asian
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.