Racist Jokes - Asians Jokes

These jokes scream 'Politically Incorrect' but no collection would be complete without Bruce Lee, chinks, bug-eater and other versions of Asian jokes. Very offensive. Racist Asian jokes and one-liners.

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A:  Som Ting Wong

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Is Eve an African?

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

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Submitted BY: Kwame

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

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