A Skinny Mexican
Q: What do you call a skinny mexican?
A: A chicostick
Mexican Light Bulb
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Mexicans Building A Roof
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to build a roof?
Slowest on 80 Wheels
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Chinese and Mexican
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!