Q: A Mexican runs into a wall. What does he hit first?
A: His lawn mower.
Mexican Fire Truck
What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B
How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!
Q: If a Mexican and a black person are in the same school, which will get the better job?
A: Neither. They will both work in a blue collard job!
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.