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Slowest on 80 Wheels

Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Mexican Vs. Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?

A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Mexican Vasectomy

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A: A Dry Martinez!

Mexicans in Star Trek

Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

A: They don't work in the future, either.