Slowest on 80 Wheels
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Russian, Mexican, Texan
A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."
Mexican Vs. Pizza
Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A: A Dry Martinez!
Mexicans in Star Trek
Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.