Racist Jokes - Mexican Jokes

Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.

Categories: Riddles , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes)
Anonymous

Jump Out of the Plane

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive."  The four open the door and look out below.  The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps.  The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps.  This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Hispanic Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes)
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Anonymous

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes)
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