Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.
Elevator V Mexican
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: Why are asprins white?
A: Because they work!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun. "Can I help you sir?" asked the shopkeeper. "Ah, yes... I want to buy a .44 Magnum please." The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for. The man replies, "I want to shoot cans!" "What? Cans! You don't need a .44 to shoot cans sir, a much smaller gun would do," advised the shopkeeper. The customer has enough and finally says, "Shut up and give me the dang .44 Mag... I want to shoot AmeriCans, MexiCans, and AfriCans!"
A Skinny Mexican
Q: What do you call a skinny mexican?
A: A chicostick