Racist Jokes - Mexican Jokes

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Truck Ride

Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
A: ICE.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Hispanic Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: jhonda

Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous