Racist Jokes - Mexican Jokes

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

We Have Too Many

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
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Anonymous

Mexican Difference

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: kblove