Truck Ride

Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
A: ICE.

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Mexican Check-Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.