Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.
A black woman went down to the welfare office to receive financial aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" She told him ten."What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!
Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 13 Pro for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener