Q: What do you call a rich Asian?
A: Cha Ching!
Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...
You have to say, "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"
Q: How many black people does it take to start a riot?
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: "When the phone goes 'GREEN GREEN GREEN' I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW?'"