Political Jokes

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?

A: Juan by Juan.

As part of her 'Green New Deal', Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez recently suggested that we should be harvesting more energy from the sun.  She proposed a fleet of conventional rockets loaded with special solar batteries that would travel to the Sun and collect energy. Scientists challenged her plan suggesting that the ships would burn-up before they even got close!"  Ocasio-Cortez responded, "DUH . . . Not if you go at night!"

Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?

A: Kicked a black man out of his house.

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

During High School, AOC was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one of it's legs, then asked it to run. The beetle obeyed her command. Then, she pulled off a second leg and asked it to run. It did, but with a lot of difficulty. Finally, she pulled the remaining legs off and asked it to run. It couldn't. "I have made a new discovery!" the AOC cried. "When you pull all of a beetle's legs off, it becomes deaf!!"