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Toil In the Dungeon

I'd be happy to toil in your dungeon.

Hook Speeds

How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!

Headers

First I'll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!

Energizer Bunny

While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"

"No" I replied "I can play the drum"