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#1 Gay Bar Pickup Line

Q: What's the #1 pick up line in a gay bar.

A: Can I push your stool in?

Let's Do It

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Pick Up Line in a Gay Bar?

Q: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?

A: Can I push your stool in?

Bad Pickup Line

Q: Do you know what the scientists are saying?

A: There will only be only eight planets after I destroy Uranus.