Pickup Lines - Guy to Girl

Egyptian Pick Up

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"

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Into Computers

"Yeah, I'm into computers, but trust me, I'm neither Micro or Soft."

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Pick Up Lines

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, fuck off!"

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