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Pickup Lines - Guy to Girl
Egyptian Pick Up
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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Into Computers
"Yeah, I'm into computers, but trust me, I'm neither Micro or Soft."
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Energizer Bunny
While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"
"No" I replied "I can play the drum"
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