Pickup Lines - Guy to Girl

Nightclub Pickup

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?" The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?" "Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Bar Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Let's Do It

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Bar Jokes , Pickup Lines (Same Sex) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Word Play Jokes
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Female Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
 
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
 
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
 
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
 
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
 
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.
 
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
 
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
 
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections)
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