One-Liner Jokes

Backup Needed

I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Breast Pumps

Q: Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A: Yes, baby lips.

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