One-Liner Jokes

Never Left

My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit

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Written By: KielPhillips

Polish Dogs

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

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Anonymous

Shopping Blues

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Anonymous