One-Liner Jokes

Wide Awake

Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Driving Away

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: An Uber driver

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Anonymous

Long Line

My girlfriend has asked if I want to go to karaoke. I've decided to do Whitney Houston's biggest hit. You know, that one she took in the bath. Anything to avoid having to go to karaoke.

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Written By: KielPhillips