One-Liner Jokes

Mistaken Someone

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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Wide Awake

Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.

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Blonde Corn Flakes

Q:  Why are blondes like corn flakes?
A:  Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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