One-Liner Jokes

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

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Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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