One-Liner Jokes

Flashlight RIP

Q: Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?
A: Because the batteries died.

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Submitted BY: lilsexylady

Spring

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
A: Releaved.

Anonymous

Exorcist Service

Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossessed!

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