One-Liner Jokes

Toad Greetings

Q:  What do you say if you meet a toad?
A:  Wart's new!

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Cannibal in the Office

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend on the way to the restroom?

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Duck Doctor

Q:  What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A:  A quack!

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