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      Toad Greetings
Q:  What do you say if you meet a toad?
A:  Wart's new!
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                        Cannibal in the Office
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend on the way to the restroom?
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                        Duck Doctor
Q:  What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A:  A quack!
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