One-Liner Jokes

Ted and Bill

Q:  What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had??
A:  An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

Categories: Political Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Seven Course Meal

Q:  What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A:  A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Toad Greetings

Q:  What do you say if you meet a toad?
A:  Wart's new!

Categories: Animal Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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