One-Liner Jokes

Bouncer

Q: How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A: None! He fell.

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Ted and Bill

Q:  What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had??
A:  An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

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Seven Course Meal

Q:  What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A:  A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

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