One-Liner Jokes

Dairy Queen

Q:  How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A:  Burger King showed her his Whopper.

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The Blind Man at the Fish Market

This blind guy was walking past the fish market and he said, "Good morning ladies.."

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Schizophrenia

Q:  What is the best thing about schizophrenia?
A:  You're never alone!

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