One-Liner Jokes

Checking My Balance

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

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Anonymous

Flashlight RIP

Q: Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?
A: Because the batteries died.

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Submitted BY: lilsexylady

Spring

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
A: Releaved.

Anonymous