One-Liner Jokes

Eggs in an Intersection

Two eggs walk into an intersection.  The first egg says to the other, "Eggscuse me!"

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Food Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: oaa40584

Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips