One-Liner Jokes

Gas Up

I asked my dentist if I could have some of his laughing gas.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."

Anonymous

Bald Man with Holy Pockets

Q: Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Anonymous

Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Written By: KielPhillips