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Gas Up
I asked my dentist if I could have some of his laughing gas.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."
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Bald Man with Holy Pockets
Q: Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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Fast Start
I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.
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Written By: KielPhillips
