One-Liner Jokes

Bone Specialist

He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.

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Anonymous

S & M

My wife and I are into S & M she sleeps and I masturbate.

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Anonymous

Gas Up

I asked my dentist if I could have some of his laughing gas.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."

Anonymous