One-Liner Jokes

Tennis Wisdom

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

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Anonymous

Paying Attention

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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Anonymous

Commercial Cleaning Lady

My maid is a commercial cleaner... she only cleans during commercials!

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Submitted BY: hampton