One-Liner Jokes

Immature Wife

My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

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Anonymous

Accomplishments

There are two ways to approach a task. The way I do it, or on drugs.
It's my way or the high way.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Coffin Sales

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that was the last thing I needed.

Anonymous