One-Liner Jokes

Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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Change

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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