One-Liner Jokes

Hydrophobia

Embarrassed to tell anyone about my crocodile being afraid of water. I mean, who do you talk to when you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Look Away

I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high.
She looked surprised.

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The Fish

Q:  What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
A:  "Dam."

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