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Q: How do you get on television?
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Math Focus
I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.
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Hydrophobia
Embarrassed to tell anyone about my crocodile being afraid of water. I mean, who do you talk to when you have a reptile dysfunction.
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