One-Liner Jokes

Exxon Mobil

Q: Is Exxon Mobile restructuring its workforce because of $114 oil?
A: Yes, they had to add 25 Congressmen to the payroll!

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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Submitted BY: suerabb

USPS Christmas

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Johnny Carson

Men In Heaven

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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