One-Liner Jokes

ATM Lady

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Anonymous

Holiday Worry

I'm worried about the holidays. I haven't spoken to my wife for 9 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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Anonymous

Best Man

Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

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Anonymous