One-Liner Jokes

A Man in the Snow

Q:  How is a man like a snow fall?
A:  You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Duck TV

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast

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Tom & Jerry

Q:  What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A:  Mice cubes!

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