One-Liner Jokes

Duck TV

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Tom & Jerry

Q:  What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A:  Mice cubes!

Categories: Animal Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Exxon Mobil

Q: Is Exxon Mobile restructuring its workforce because of $114 oil?
A: Yes, they had to add 25 Congressmen to the payroll!

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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Submitted BY: suerabb