One-Liner Jokes

Protesting

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

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Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Definition of a Lawyer

Q:  What's the definition of lawyer?
A:  The larval form of a politician.

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