One-Liner Jokes

Old Easter

Q:  What's the best thing about growing old?
A:  You get to hide your own Easter eggs.

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Brain to Nerves

Q:  How does the brain communicate with the nerves?
A:  With a Cell phone!

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A Man in the Snow

Q:  How is a man like a snow fall?
A:  You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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