One-Liner Jokes

Auditions Galore

My friend got a dozen auditions for movies in the last week. I asked him how and all he could say was, "It's this new medication." He never told me what it was, but I could safely assume that it was a fast acting drug.

Anonymous

Bugs With Attitude

Q:  What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A: A maggot with attitude!

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Anonymous

Gone in a Flash

There's a person going round robbing houses in a Superman costume
Police are telling the public to be on the lookout for the "Man of Steal"

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Written By: KielPhillips