One-Liner Jokes

Worst Person

You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.

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The Lizard of Oz!

Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
A: The Lizard of Oz!

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The Cannibal

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his arse on a leaf.

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