One-Liner Jokes

KB Love

I have a fetish for keyboards. I often spend my days walking around computer stores thinking "I'd tap that"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Sexual Profile

They say you can find out what kind of person someone is by the porn they watch.
Turns out I'm a lesbian.

Anonymous

Cannibal Terror

A cannibal attacked employees at a curry factory. Most escaped injury, but the manager is in a korma.

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Written By: KielPhillips