Density

My girlfriend must be calculating velocity
She called and said that she needs time & distance

Discipline

Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy.

One - Liners... For Every

Familiarity breeds attempt. Familiarity breeds children.
Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.
Fill what is empty; empty what is full; scratch where it itches.
For every "10" there are 10 "1's".
For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.