One-Liner Jokes

Vacation

"Just taken my wife to Maine"
"Bangor?"
"None of your fucking business"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Why Orange?

Q:  Why are gold fish orange?
A:  The water makes them rusty!

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Old Engineers

Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings

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