One-Liner Jokes

No Coffee

My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.
Now i'm banned from Starbucks.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Sink or Float

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Russian Roulette

Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
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